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Showdown @ the “Titty Tat” Corral


This morning I went out to the garage and left the door open and someone (whom shall remain nameless…) with a furry, crooked tail, decided to sneak in :  “HEY…MAYBE IF I DON’T “LOOK” AT HER, SHE WON’T NOTICE ME.” But much to Dingo’s chagrin, she was being “watched.” Watched by the Queen of the […]

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Good neighbors feed your dog.


Today the wind is blowing ferociously. And there are GIANT pink easter eggs in my yard. My neighbors across the street are older. I think they are lonely…and the man likes to tell a tall tale or ten. 

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“I’m a trapper, a scrapper, & a wild bull crapper!”


Gerald. Those who know him need to read no further.  Because they know that “Gerald” sums it all up in one lone word. I can say his name to anyone who knows him and I forever get the same response:  A silly grin or a chuckle.  You see, he is my dad. And no one, absolutely NO ONE […]

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Bawk, bawk, be-gawk!


I have become a chicken.  It started two years ago, and there were eggs involved.    This morning I ever so subtly suggested to Big Injun Man that I did not want to drive the kids to school.  Why you ask? Because it is raining. With a sprinkling of lightning and thunder thrown in. The leading edge was here […]

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Pot pie man designed my kitchen.


I think someone taught wood shop at an elementary school around here and the project was cabinet making. I believe they then took the rejected cabinets of small children and installed them in my kitchen.  You should see my cabinets and work space.  It’s not for the weak-minded nor the culinary lover. I am just going to say it […]

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I look FABULOUS in a swimsuit!


This morning my confidence level is at an all-time high. I wasn’t sure why but I woke up ready to face the day with a new vigor. At first I thought maybe it was because the most darling man who resides on this earth that resembles a giant Injun bought me my second pair of jeans in […]

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THIS JUST IN: Mom of 4 retires @ the age of 38.


Ahhh, aren’t they cute??………………………… That’s good, I’m so glad you like them, because I’m retiring as mom. That’s right, you heard it here first. RE-TIRE (ing.) Albeit to Goodwill for 2 hours while they are at school, I am so going for it.

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