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My firstborn. The child gave me fits before she ever came out. I puked on her father at Carl’s Jr. in the drive-thru. I mean, when a pregnant woman tells you that a bacon-mushroom, double-down, triple cheese, $6 burger doesn’t sound good at the time….well, you should put your own “wants” aside and head for wherever she […]

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Yesterday…all my troubles seemed so far away….

Yesterday was my 39th birthday. I want to tell you about it….because it was so stinkin’ AWESOME!! The last memorable birthday I remember was when I was 9. My 9th Birthday ←Trust me, you’re going to want to read it…after all, it involves a cow.

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