Archive | October, 2011

Take me out to the …..chiropractor.


Yesterday the Big Injun asked me if I wanted to play “Annie Over.” I thought it may have been the sweetest invite ever. First of all, who plays Annie Over anymore, especially when you’re an adult? Secondly, it was just cute. We were playing basketball before that and were reminiscing about when we were kids. […]

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Five down, four to go.


The way I figure it, I have aboutĀ four “lives” left. Who said only cats hadĀ nine lives? When I was 7 I tried to hang myself on our monkey bars. With a rope. Around my neck. With a barrel underneath me that I was rolling on. That’s right. I was going to hang myself, but I […]

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Why I feel like screaming bloody murder.


There were 7 of us at a table. We counted 15 times we had been married between us and there were more divorces just around the corner….. “I’m getting divorced! I’m not happy! My husband left me because he just didn’t want to be married anymore! I am miserable! I know my husband is cheating […]

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