Creepin,’ Plankin,’ Kissy-face Makin’


I take the camera, I hold my arm out….

I look so fresh peeps….without a doubt.

The mirror works well, to see my abs,

Point ,shoot, , there ain’t no flab.  

I’m creepin’ , plankin’, kissy face makin’………………

Did you de-friend me? Cuz I “liked” Cindy?

I’m not “single…” It’s “complicated..”

But that don’t stop me, from stalkin’ David.

You “like” me, you “poke” me,

You wish me “Happy Birthday” on the wrong day…

My lips are pouty,

I’m feeling rowdy,

Yo’ I’m a teen,

My rooms not clean…

TBH…I think I’m cute,

When I pose sexy,

In my swim suit.

I hid my password,

The “rents” won’t know,

That I am friending,

Peeps I don’t know…

Cuz…….
I’m creepin’, plankin,’ kissy-face makin…..

My BFF’s my “sister,”

But my sister ain’t my “friend.”

Yo’ mom, don’t add me,

I’m not your “kin.”

I think I’m cool,

Check out my Red Bull,

But momma say….

I’m just a FOOL!!!

I’m creepin’, plankin,’ kissy-face makin….

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Author:onemom4rugrats

I am Rachel. I have a skewed sense of reality and I like to live through my imagination. Unfortuntely, that has taken me down some rocky roads and I am here to share some snippets of what happens when a girl has a mind of her own.

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5 Comments on “Creepin,’ Plankin,’ Kissy-face Makin’”

  1. August 24, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Oh dear. I think you’ve finally lost it. LOL! That is hilarious!

  2. August 26, 2011 at 6:54 am #

    I’m too confused!!!!

    • August 26, 2011 at 9:27 am #

      I know, it’s confusing…unless you are a teen, in the U.S. This is their stuff on Facebook basically, their “lingo” and antics.

  3. September 3, 2011 at 5:22 am #

    Ugh, there’s nothing worse than teens on facebook. I “hide” them if I’ve made the unfortunate mistake of friending them in the first place. I’m sure they appreciate that. And planking? Dumbest. Thing. Ever. I thought sitting still and being quiet would be a good thing. Nope, it’s just as annoying as the alternative.

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