Archive | August, 2011

Mom, I’m sorry I dissed your Jack Mackerel patties.


I’m almost 40 30<ahem> years old , and I just now realized that as a child, I was mean to my mom. Not intentionally. But nonetheless, I was. Advertisements

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The Never Ending Snorey.


How can a Big Injun have a stumpy neck? It doesn’t calculate. The text came in: “The doctor says my neck is stumpy.” “Do I snore a lot??” “Yes!” For the record, his neck isn’t stumpy. It’s manly. If a neck ever was.

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A fresh start!


Howdy everyone! Please bear with me over the course of the next few days as I attempt to re-design my website/blog in an attempt to make it more “me.” Until today I have been using free software and a free domain name, I have upgraded to a personal domain and plan on “hopefully” getting some things figured out […]

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Creepin,’ Plankin,’ Kissy-face Makin’


I take the camera, I hold my arm out…. I look so fresh peeps….without a doubt. The mirror works well, to see my abs, Point ,shoot, , there ain’t no flab.  

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Oh My Self-Sustained Land!


“I swam with my cell phone for an hour in my pocket….” “Can you buy me Crest 3D White toothpaste?” “My new backpack broke!”  “Can all three of us take dance lessons?” 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th graders. Stair-steps. Leeches. Money-sucking critters. My kids. I love them so.

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DRUGS, oh how I love thee!


The first step is to admit that you have a problem. It’s official, I am a junkie. A pill popper, a druggie if you will. Since you all “seen” me last, my life has changed dramatically. It’s been a few months right? I fell off the face of the earth, I went into hiding and […]

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