Archive | February, 2011

Two all beef patties…special sauce…what’s your name…??


It just so happens that my short-term memory is non-existent. Today a lovely neighbor told me that at the ripe ol’ age of 38, I must surely have Alzheimer’s. God blessed her with the gift of “bluntness.” Her and I get along great.

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Bawk, bawk, be-gawk!


I have become a chicken.  It started two years ago, and there were eggs involved.    This morning I ever so subtly suggested to Big Injun Man that I did not want to drive the kids to school.  Why you ask? Because it is raining. With a sprinkling of lightning and thunder thrown in. The leading edge was here […]

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Pot pie man designed my kitchen.


I think someone taught wood shop at an elementary school around here and the project was cabinet making. I believe they then took the rejected cabinets of small children and installed them in my kitchen.  You should see my cabinets and work space.  It’s not for the weak-minded nor the culinary lover. I am just going to say it […]

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H E double Do-si-do’s week!


I just came off of the week from down-under, and I do not mean Australia. Although Australia would be good right now. My dog Dingo is the closest I’m going to get to that though.  Honey, are you reading this? I want to go to Australia …. next week preferably. Is that going to be a problem? […]

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I look FABULOUS in a swimsuit!


This morning my confidence level is at an all-time high. I wasn’t sure why but I woke up ready to face the day with a new vigor. At first I thought maybe it was because the most darling man who resides on this earth that resembles a giant Injun bought me my second pair of jeans in […]

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A boy and his dog. I mean… pancakes…


This morning is day 3 of the “Great Blizzard of 2011.”  I woke up around 9:00 a.m. (after finishing The Hunger Games  at 1:45 a.m .)   The 3 girls are still asleep and taking advantage of their “snow day” off from school while my son is ready to start it off with a bang. He is excited because we let […]

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